hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: bukkakeluver96)


tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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(Source: illkim)


(Source: askmalengil)


helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."
"What about that one?"
"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."

"What about that one?"

"Oh that’s a Bee’s"


gavinmotherfuckingfree:

I would say “and in other news, water is wet” but that is literally what they’re saying

gavinmotherfuckingfree:

I would say “and in other news, water is wet” but that is literally what they’re saying

(Source: memewhore)


todazetomsawyer:

Mikey replied to my tweet and i just

todazetomsawyer:

Mikey replied to my tweet and i just


avolating:

I want a relationship, not necessarily for sex but just someone to tell everything to and have movie nights with takeaway and just someone to trust


(Source: kaisere)


(Source: misscibi)