ymirxkrista:

doES ANYONE WANT TO EXPLAIN THIS AD I SAW


perchu:

plasticbagvevo:

perchu:

my nose is cold

put it in the oven

ok


trohmen:

i pledge allegiance to the flagimage


brigwife:

ohmywizardgodawhovian:

just expressing my anger

you forgot the most important one of all

brigwife:

ohmywizardgodawhovian:

just expressing my anger

you forgot the most important one of all

image


(Source: phantomdoodler)



babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

daddys-rainbow-princess:

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

(Source: angryblackman)


14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die


nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image


oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one